My Philosophy on Art Appreciation

I just realized that this blog would make a perfect philosophical and marketing soap-box! I can rant on and on with completely uninformed and random opinions, and no one can stop me! (Well, except for the Google moderators. Or the FBI.) But there's no one to stop you from reading my biased opinions, and by then it's too late! They've entered your brain and distorted your perception! I can plant subliminal messages about my amazing products, create cognitive links that will make you feel happy whenever you think my name, generate legal, naturally occurring addictive endorphins, and successfully corner the market, brainwashing millions and millions of ferociously loyal clients, creating a vast international consumer base, and take over the world!! All with a free blog.

But so far, I don't think anyone has visited this blog. Hmm.

Well, maybe my anti-trust, hostile world take-over will not work, but I think I will give you my brilliant opinion of art appreciation. Here it is...

Well, actually, after writing the rest of this post it was so gosh-awful I just deleted it. It would have put ME to sleep... So instead of talking about art appreciation in general, I decided to tell you why you should appreciate MY art! What's this blog good for, anyway!

Okay. Why is my art so darned great? I'll tell you why. Every piece has personal meaning, extreme detail, great quality, doesn't look like anything that Walmart carries, and your neighbors will die with envy!

And I will make you look skinnier than you actually are.

Because, as we all know, anorexia is next to godliness, and people will believe anything they see printed or framed.

Well, that's all the wisdom I can bestow upon you today, my loyal readers.

Until next time, buy Thomas Virgin Art products wherever they are sold!

~Tom